Gulp-iver's travel

Lllllllllllllllladieeeeees and gentle gentle folks, here is another drink by your very own JB, taken from the book of Tim Federle's "Tequila Mockingbird." It is very similar to the famous "sex on the beach" cocktail you will find in EVERY pub and club (hence the Gulliver reference). For you washed ashore sods, drained from all day's sailing, needing some sugar for the blood and citrus for those scurvy, here is a delicious tropical twist to your cocktail with the zest of the cranberry. 

The Lilliputian version:




1.) half ounce vodka
2.) half ounce peach juice
3.) half ounce grapefruit juice
4.) half ounce cranberry juice








For Brobdingnagian version just double the ingredients.

Shake everything with ice and strain in to a cocktail glass. Top with 2-3 cranberries and that's it. Now gulp it down in one go… Watch out for the cranberries or you might choke on them though!

Now enjoy...

Love always from

JB’s Kitchen




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